suddenly i heard a noise behind me. it woke me up, i really don't know what happened before, perhaps i had too much alcohol last night, i don't know. when i looked around i discovered i was in an empty and dark room, a chamber of horror, whispers all over the place, i felt my head so heavy and my eyes, oh my eyes, i thought they were going to explode. "oh shit, i'm dead" was the first thing that crossed my mind. ok, maybe i was overreacting, this whole 'death' thing, but how the hell did i got into that creepy...house? house?! then i tried to move my legs; in vain. i was tied to a chair, hanging upside down. WHADDAFUCK?!
someone entered there; somebody whose nose was just like adrien brody's nose. "welcome to the real nightmare! are you ready?" it/she/he said (i couldn't recognize which kind of creature it was). he/she/it turned on the lights. there were hundreds and hundreds of televisions around the walls. about seventy little kids came up through the window, and one of them had an enormous (i mean HUGE) remote control, protected by three giant fischer price toy block. the cute boy pressed a button, and all the television starde to show up "sex and the city" episodes, the children began to laugh and point at my horrified face. i wanted to scream, but i had no voice, every time i tried to cry for help the kids would put the tv louder. i was scared, hungry, tired, sorethroat-stomacache, sick and still a little bit stoned. so i fainted.
then i woke up, thank god, it was just another bad dream. i looked around the bed, everything was dark, i felt chains struggling me. i lifted my head and saw the floor of my bedroom. suddenly i heard a noise.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!